Voodoo Time!

A customer walked into our store today and she screamed in delight. We approached her and asked whether she needed any help. She told us that the paper voodoo was just what she's been looking for all along. Apparently, she brings a real voodoo doll to her workplace as a form of stress-reduction therapy. She'd name her voodoo doll with the name of the person who caused her grief at her workplace before piercing many pins into the doll (and possibly cursing at it after). She said she would feel much better afterwards.

Since it would attract her co-workers' unwanted attention whenever she took out a voodoo doll out from her drawer, the paper voodoo would be a much better solution and would serve her purpose just as well.

We were glad we could help ;)